It could be argued that Frank Lampard’s Chelsea manager Frank Lampard has had an excellent debut season, defying sceptics by ensuring a top-four finish in the Premier League, taking his side to an FA Cup final and making the last 16 of Big Cup, all while hamstrung by a one-window transfer ban and the loss of Eden Hazard last summer. It could also be argued that Frank Lampard’s Chelsea manager Frank Lampard has has a decidedly average debut season, doing a worse job than his unpopular predecessor by taking his team from third to fourth in the Premier League while shipping goals at an alarming rate, winning no trophies and suffering a humiliating exit from Big Cup at the hands of Bayern Munich despite the wealth of talent – including 19 internationals and a raft of young graduates from the club’s youth academy – at his disposal.
The truth is almost certainly somewhere in between. Lampard has made a half-decent fist of his first season, but has been left with plenty to think about after seeing his team get dismantled with stereotypically ruthless Teutonic efficiency by arguably the best team in Europe across two legs of their Big Cup knockout tie. The damage was done in the first leg, as a defence as hapless as theirs was never going to keep a clean sheet while going all-out to score the four goals they needed at the Allianz Arena on Saturday night.
Instead, Bayern scored the four goals, booking their place in the quarter-finals against Lionel Messi and 10 other blokes, who saw off Napoli without looking particularly impressive. “It’s a good exercise for us to go up against Bayern and their [Big Cup] experience, with a lot of our players having debut seasons,” cheered Lampard. “When you match our Big Cup appearances compared to theirs, I saw lots of good things in the team and also some of the bad we have seen this season. We had individual errors that gave them goals and at this level that will finish you off. I can see where I want us to go and I know we’ll be back.”
For now, FLC’s players will be going on their holidays. Their Manchester City counterparts will enjoy no such leisure time this week, however, as they have a quarter-final against Lyon to prepare for following the smitings of Real Madrid and Juventus, respectively. “We spoke about our families and I wished him all the best,” said Pep Guardiola, upon being asked what he and Zinedine Zidane discussed at great length during their chat following the game. “He was one of my idols when I was a player. I played against him in the national team with France and I suffered a lot. He was one of the greatest and as a human being he is an example and I like how he can represent our profession like he does.” Meanwhile back in Madrid, a Welshman presumably cackled loudly.
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Borussia Dortmund insist Jadon Sancho isn’t going anywhere, not least to Manchester United. “He will play for us next season,” bartered club suit Michael Zorc. “The decision is definitive. I believe that answers all questions.”
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